Church Canceled

Church Canceled Due to Lack of God

The South—Parishioners of Pastor Theo Leobald’s First Congregational Church of Holy Christ In Heaven will not meet next Sunday morning for a coffee social and morning Bible study as they do every week, gathering in fellowship and offering thanks and praise to God on high. The reason for the cancellation? Simply the fact that, according to Leobald, God does not now, has never, and will never exist.

“They made it all up, and they were ignorant, unwashed, half-naked pre-historic barbarians,” Leobald said. “So who are you gonna believe: Carl Sagan, and the pantheon of the world’s greatest scientific and intellectual minds, or some guy who measured wealth by how many goats he had?”

Now before you get all excited and wonder if I've lost my mind posting this on a church blog, I found the article at "The Onion" . It's not really a factual article...very tongue in cheek...just wanted to show how news can travel. Even if it is totally wrong. The Onion makes it clear that these are not "real" stories...how many of our news agencies post the same type of false information under the premise of truth?