Monday, April 21, 2008

dogs ...

Dogs have no self-esteem, no self-respect, no sense of self. They'll do ANYTHING for a little attention. They are SO needy. How pathetic! How could anyone prefer a dog?

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm OH BOY! THE BACKYARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!

1 comment:

amanda said...

Oh no...you're a cat person! And yet, your description of dogs reminds me of several people we know...hahahaha!