Well, it seems not everyone can be a monk:
A convicted criminal who was serving out his sentence in a monastery has escaped for the second time and asked to be sent back to prison because life was too tough. David Catalano, 31, was sent to Santa Maria degli Angeli community run by Capuchin monks in Sicily last November.
On Monday he fled for a second time in six weeks and swiftly turned himself in at a police station and begged officers to send him back to jail in the nearby town of Nicosia.
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